Thursday, October 4, 2012

Failure resume!



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EDUCATION
June 2016              Failed to get into the Mechanical Department in The University of
                              Illinois at Urbana Champaign
                                    Lesson learned: I should think closely what I really want to do instead of changing
                                    my mind in the middle of the semester

June 2012              Failed to go to the dream high school 
                                Lesson learned: I didn’t even apply to the school because I thought I’d never be able
                                   to get in. But later, I found I had met all the requirements to go to that high school.
                                   I wasn’t able to evaluate myself properly.



LEADERSHIP AND ACTIVITIES
2011                         Failed to organize efficiently the class chorus
                                      Lesson learned: I was trying to meet everyone’s demand, hoping that doing so
                                      could make everyone satisfied. But in fact it is quite impossible to listen to every
                                      single voice in the group. As an organizer, the basic principle of decision is to
                                      profit the whole group.

June 2011                Failed to be a tutor
                                       Lesson learned: I was rejected after the first try of being a physics tutor of a
                                     middle school student. I am good at physics but I failed to consider who I was
                                     tutoring. I explained most of the concepts in a perspective of a high school student.
                                     I should adjust my teaching method according to whom I am tutoring.

October 2010           Failed to perform actively in a textbook drama
                                       Lesson learned: I was pretty confident I could perform extraordinarily in the
                                     textbook drama since I knew the textbook well. I skipped most of the rehearsals
                                     which I thought was simply a waste of time. But no matter how good I am, I can’t
                                     skip necessary procedures any way.


HOBBIES
August 2012             Lost in the karting racing with my friends.
                                   Lesson learned: When I was racing, I always focused on where my opponents
                                      were. I became rush when I was taken over and felt too good when I was leading.
                                      In competition, it’s necessary to know where your position is. However, never
                                     lose your pace regardless falling behind or leading first. 




I was thinking what HR would react when they see a resume like this? They will 'LOVE' it!

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